The Ideal Performance =)

OK, I figured if the Girls had to work so hard and sweat it out, I would pay honor to them and contribute my own "Ideal Performance".
This is written in respect and admiration of the Art of Female Impersonation. I am also paying tribute to some of the Diva's who have graced my life with their passion, entertaining, friendship, and love. I am including many of the Diva's from RDR, that I hope to personally meet some day and witness their fabulous entertaining! So, I hope you all enjoy this, my thought of an IDEAL PERFORMANCE. I title this show...

A FAMILY REUNION

It's the big night, everybody is showing up at the Norfolk Scope in Norfolk, VA. My stompin' ground, the place I call home. I have worked with some of the finest in the business and helped put many shows together, but this is BIG and this is THE ONE!
I step out on stage and welcome everybody to this fabulous show. I open up by sharing my God given talent of voice and sing a fun remix version of "We are Family". As I am singing, my Hostesses join me on stage, dressed in FABULOUS costumes. I have asked some of my "Hometown Diva's" to host this fabulous show and welcome our Special Guest's, of Sister's, to the show. Jasmine Saville has come home from her World Tour to be part of this exciting evening. I finish my song and join the audience to take in this night to remember.
Alongside Jasmine, is my favorite Hometowner's: Jennifer Warner, Mercedes Douglas, Faith Devereaux-Warner, Kitty Kumere, Sandra Lopez, India, and Taylor St. Cartea. They are rockin' the place and to see them all together is absolutely FAB-U-LOUS!! Jasmine Saville steps to the front and announces that she would like to introduce a few of her new sister's... the girl's from RuPaul's Drag Race. The PACKED, FULL HOUSE, CROWD is on their feet as each Girl struts their way to the stage: Nina Flowers, Jessica Dimon, Pandora, Blaize, Nevaehsymone, Rayalight, Anya Genetalya, Diamond Dunhill, Magestik, Onyx Adams, Janice, Valene, Misty Eyez, Jami Michaels, Kristi Kreamm, Destiny St.John, Kelly Cheval, Paul Mahon, Maxi Pad, Angelika, Versage, Candi Stratton, Kirby Kolby, Chynadoll, Ruby Jackson, Aieta Buffet, and amidst all the Gorgeous Diva's is an awesome and unique entertainer and He has come to join us... our Male Impersonator, Six-Pack!! The stage is set like a New York - Broadway Style Show, steps up the back center of the stage that stretch the entire width. Each of the Girl's take their moment in the spotlight and the show is OFF THE HOOK. The "Children are beatin' the walls down"!
Well, we have all enjoyed this four hours of non-stop, high energy, high fashion entertainment and the crowd thinks they have seen it all. What they don't know is... I have pulled it off and am invited back on stage to introduce our VERY SPECIAL GUEST. Each entertainer is on the stage, dressed in all "Bling-Bling", lined on each side facing backstage. As a HUGE, FEATHERED headpiece walks down the row of entertainer's, they each hand off a rose to this special Guest and turn toward the front as she reaches the front of the stage. The entire crowd is, again, on their feet and wondering, "Who could it be"? The lights fade out and a spotlight lights up center stage as I reach out and take her hand and have the great honor of introducing... "Ladies & Gentlemen, please welcome and show your love for.... RuPaul"!! She takes in the moment and stands before the crowd, as I return to my seat. She stretches out her arms, and says, "I only got one thing to say". She then turns toward the other entertainers, drops her cover up to reveal a FABULOUS costume, turns just her head and says, "YOU BETTER WORK". The entire cast backs her up and they do an all cast number with RuPaul.
I sit in the audience and am completely overwhelmed with what we have all just witnessed, what we have all come together to see. Not only the Fan's from home, but amidst the crowd, sitting in the first two rows is the Family of "RuPauls Drag Race - Drag Hag's"! There with me are my fellow supporter's during the "Race", my new friends: Aznts, Ms. Lugosi, JPCutie, Alexis Carrington, Bradboy, Sadao, Lily Q Rose, CookyDoe, Nacho, Pearl, TBough, Judge Jodey, Luna Girl, Zola, CJanee, Come&Enjoy, Druzy, Bruce Cornwell, DemandeRespect, LAPussie, Govik, RyanWes, Queen4aday, Juicy Girl, Momma, NessaTheDiva, SamiJoxx, and Amethyst Angel.
Everyone gathered together to enjoy and celebrate fine entertainment. As the show comes to an end and the cast is performing their final number, from "Front & Center" in the audience, I announce on the mic, "Thank you all, from the bottom of my heart! Thank you for taking us all on this wonderful and amazing journey. Keep your dreams alive, Keep the art alive!! I hope you all enjoyed our "Family Reunion"!!

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